Woot Word Filters

As pretty much anyone knows, I like Woot!

Woot! has message boards and they filter some words on there to try to keep things simple.

This is a list of the words that I have found to get filtered, along with what they get called after they are filtered. These do change so once in awhile I will update this, but as of right now, these are the current filters. If you know any others that get filtered and are not here, or if you know one of these has changed, lemme know!! You can use the form at the bottom of this page to let me know!!

Updated: 8/18/2010

Real Word Woot Word Former WW
assholes = Beaviss (piece of toasts)
bag of crap = Beautiful Ocean Cabana (Book of Crap)
bitch = goldfish (melon)
b.o.c. = Baggie of Cthulhu. (Bowl of Cereal)
b0c = Baggie of Cthulhu (Bowl of Cereal)
bot = gallivanting alpaca
bullshit = marmot (grits)
bullshitting = bullthinking (bullcookin’ grits)
cock = rooster (rooster)
cock sucker = rooster sucker (rooster sucker)
crap = crap (crap)
cunt = runt (grapefruit)
dick = homeskizzle (homeskillet)
do not want = OH GOD, THEY CAN SEE ME! (WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!)
douche = prariedog (grapefruit juice)
douchebag = prariedog (grapefruit juice)
douchebags = prariedog (grapefruit juice)
firefly = firefly (firefly)
first page = I pooped. Just a little though. (I like to smell my armpits)
fuck = truck (truck)
fuckers = truckers (truckers)
fucking = trucking (trucking)
fugly = purdy as a tractor (scrambled)
gay = joyous (joyous)
ghey = NEED MOAR ADJECTIVES! (NEED MOAR ADJECTIVES!)
homo = meat popsicle (meat popsicle)
idiot = spoon (spoon)
lame = harshing my mellow (fakon)
Nazi = Help! Help! I’m being oppressed! (Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!)
Nazis = Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!s (Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!s)
OMFG = Oragutan Mating Guide (Omelets made great)
omg = Oragutan Mating Guide (Omelets made great)
porn = corn (bacon)
pussy = grape (grape)
rape = snuffleupagus (snuffleupagus)
retard = balderee (balderee)
shit = The Strangers (2008) (The Strangers (2008))
sh!t = The Strangers (2008) (The Strangers (2008))
shite = The Strangers (2008) (The Strangers (2008))
shit’s = The Strangers (2008)s (The Strangers (2008)s)
shits = The Strangers (2008) (The Strangers (2008))
shitter = The Strangers (2008)r (The Strangers (2008)r)
Shitty = The Strangers (2008) (The Strangers (2008))
slut = gopher (sausage gravy)
sucks = sucks (doesn’t speak to me)
STFU = summoning the forsaken shoggoth (severing the fourth umbilical)
tits = uvulae (sausage patties)
Will it blend? = will it ROCK? (will it chaff?)
wootkiller = RAGE QUIT!!!1212!~ (RAGE QUIT!!!1212!~)
woot killer = RAGE QUIT!!!1212!~ (RAGE QUIT!!!1212!~)
wtf = PWND! (I got owned by woot!)

Updated: 5/27/2010

asshole = piece of toast
assholes = piece of toasts
bag of crap = Book of Crap
bitch = melon
b.o.c. = Bowl of Cereal
b0c = Bowl of Cereal
boc = Bowl of Cereal
bullshit = grits
bullshitting = bullcookin’ grits
cock = rooster
cock sucker = rooster sucker
crap = crap
cunt = grapefruit
dick = homeskillet
do not want = WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!
douche = grapefruit juice
douchebag = grapefruit juice
douchebags = grapefruit juice
firefly = firefly
first page = I like to smell my armpits
fuck = truck
fuckers = truckers
fucking = trucking
fugly = scrambled
gay = joyous
ghey = NEED MOAR ADJECTIVES!
homo = meat popsicle
idiot = spoon
lame = fakon
Nazi = Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
Nazis = Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!s
OMFG = Omelets made great
omg = Omelets made great
porn = bacon
pussy = grape
rape = snuffleupagus
retard = balderee
shit = The Strangers (2008)
sh!t = The Strangers (2008)
shite = The Strangers (2008)
shit’s = The Strangers (2008)s
shits = The Strangers (2008)
shitter = The Strangers (2008)r
Shitty = The Strangers (2008)
slut = sausage gravy
sucks = doesn’t speak to me
STFU = severing the fourth umbilical
tits = sausage patties
Will it blend? = will it chaff?
wootkiller = RAGE QUIT!!!1212!~
woot killer = RAGE QUIT!!!1212!~
wtf = I got owned by woot!
WTH = WTH

Updated 3/26/2010 (old word before change)
asshole = piece of toast ( Observer )
assholes = pieces of toast ( Observers )
bag of crap = bagel or crepe ( baby of the cosmos )
bitch = melon ( Mitchell )
b.o.c. = Bowl of Cereal ( Bad Old Cinema )
b0c = Bowl of Cereal ( Bad Old Cinema )
boc = Bunch of Crepes ( Boggy Old Creature )
bullshit = grits ( Cabbage Patch Elvis )
bullshitting = cookin’ grits ( Cabbage Patch Elvising )
cock = buttermilk fried chicken ( Tom Servo )
cock sucker = buttermilk fried chicken sucker ( Tom Servo sucker )
crap = gristle ( scaffolding )
cunt = grapefruit ( Gypsy )
dick = not Jane ( pretzel twist )
do not want = WHERE ARE MY PANTS?! ( SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF! )
douche = grapefruit juice ( Crow )
douchebag = juice glass ( Pearl Forrester )
douchebags = juice glasses ( The Forresters )
firefly = firefly
first page = I like to smell my armpits ( Three-thousaaaaaaaaaand! )
fuck = fry ( fire Rocket Number 9 )
fuckers = fryers ( those who fire Rocket Number 9 )
fucking = frying ( firing Rocket Number 9 )
fugly = scrambled ( like Bobo and Pearl mating )
gay = happy ( most excellent )
ghey = NEED MOAR ADJECTIVES!
homo = meat popsicle
idiot = spoon ( Dr. Clayton Forrester )
lame = fakon ( cancellation )
Nazi = Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
Nazis = Can someone recap World War 2 for me?
OMFG = overeating much favored grits ( ominous messages from Greg )
omg = Omelets made great ( Our Movie Genre )
porn = bacon ( MST3K reruns )
pussy = grape ( spacebaby )
rape = snuffleupagus ( snuffleupagus )
retard = balderee ( balderee )
shit = The Strangers (2008) ( Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) )
sh!t = The Strangers (2008) ( Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) )
shite = The Strangers (2008) ( Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) )
shit’s = The Strangers (2008)’s ( Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)’s )
shits = endures The Strangers (2008) ( watches Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) )
shitter = high chair ( subway car )
Shitty = creamy and delicious
slut = sausage gravy ( Eegah )
sucks = gets lemon juice in the eye ( leaps into the vacuum )
STFU = severing the fourth umbilical ( Santa Clas Conquers the Martians )
tits = sausage patties ( pick-up sticks )
Will it blend? = will it chaff?
wootkiller = RAGE QUIT!!!1212!~
woot killer = Soultaker (1990)
wtf = waffles? they’re fine ( watching the films )
WTH = where’s the hamhock ( watch the HVS )

I didn’t figure all these out myself, I found a couple different lists on the web to compile some of these, along with my own experiences with what gets filtered.

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