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Wooties: It’s a Trap

Don’t Worry, Linda, They Also Dubbed Over David Prowse

Woot Shirt, Its a Trap

Woot Shirt, Its a Trap

We’re so sorry
Uncle Ackbert
We’re so sorry if your flippers are restrained
We’re so sorry
Uncle Ackbert
But we’re going up against the Empire
And the fleet’s not gone away

We’re so sorry but intelligence was wrong, today
We’re so sorry
Uncle Ackbert
But at least you’ve got that hot ship
Just fly in closer and engage

drrtdrtt drrtdrtt drrtdrtt drrtdrtt drrtdrtt
drrtdrtt drrtdrtt drrtdrtt drrtdrtt drrtdrtt

We’re so sorry
Uncle Ackbert
But the Emperor’s already on his way
We’re so sorry
Uncle Ackbert
But the Empire’s fully armored
And the shield won’t go away

Nieeeeen numb
Ooo ooo oo oo oo oo ooo
Nieeeeen numb
Oooo ooo ooo oo oo oo oo
Oooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooooooo

Whoooooo’s inside the bunker?
Bunker
Whoooooo’s broken inside?

Whoooooo’s inside the bunker?
Bunker
Whoooooo’s broken inside?

Admiral Ackbert notified me
We’d all just been trapped by Imperial fleets
Our only hope was to just take down the shield
And then we could fly

Rebels, looks alive!
Everyone form on me, and into this shaft we’ll dive

Whoooooo’s inside the bunker?
Bunker
Whoooooo’s broken inside?

Whoooooo’s inside the bunker?
Bunker
Whoooooo’s broken inside?

Hey there, mister, you’ve a sister, she’s been found
she’s been found
Guess we don’t need you around
With my saber I will pound

No, you heavy breather, I will take her all around
All around
I have earned my knightly crown
Now I’ll knock you to the ground

Parrrrrrty near the bunker
Bunker
Little fuuuurry things are inside

Hey reeeeeeeeeebels, light a pyre
Pyre
Fiiiiireworks in the skyyyyyy

ooo oo ooo oooo ooo ooo oooo ooo
ooo oo ooo oooo ooo ooo oooo ooo
ooo oo oooooooo ooo ooo oooo ooo
ooo oo oooooooo ooo ooo oooo ooo

Wear this shirt: when you’re returning!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you want revenge.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

We call this color: Bladmiral Blackbar

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Protected: Answers to Movie Quotes

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How Well Do You Know Movie Quotes?

Thanks to Lisa for this one…

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.

2. Go to IMDb (or Wikiquote or, heck, the movie) and find a quote from each movie.

3. Post them here for everyone to guess.

4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it correctly and the name of the movie.

5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb/Wikiquote search functions.

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Pretty sure I got some good ones in here….

1. Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.

2. Don’t you laugh at me. Now, I will not sit back and watch my only son become a cock-sucker.

3. Now you’re being rude, and I hate rude people.

4. Better get under cover, Sylvester. There’s a storm blowin’ up, a whopper. Just speakin’ the vernacular of the peasantry.

5. What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

6. Look at me. Please, look at me. I’ll wait for you. However long it takes. I’ll wait for you forever.

7. Chicks love that romantic crap.

8. There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.

9. Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let… lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

10. You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn’t been very rich, I might have been a really great man.

11. How ’bout a ride, mister?

12. Eeewww, disgusting! You mean… *fluid transfer*?

13. We better keep an eye on this one. She’s tricky

14. Gladiators don’t make friends. If we’re ever matched in the arena together, I have to kill you

15. But when you get there tell my wife that two years in prison camp is roughly equivalent to four years of marriage and I’m glad to be free of them both.

But if you don’t want to try to figure them out and want to see the answers, you can find them here. There is a PASSWORD on it, but if you are sly you might just figure it out…

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Asylum

wicked messed up movie… but good…. been watching it on Showtime late night while waiting for my laundry to be done here in the hotel….

laundry is all done… I was so twisted up over the weekend and Monday I had to pack a suitcase of almost all dirty clothes for my trip this week… insanity!!

3 day weekend to catch up this weekend though… that is my goal…

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Good Ole Bentley…

Kinda funny video by a kid at Bentley…

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The Mystery and Addiction of Certain Movies…

While it may have been midnight when I rolled into the Holiday Inn here in the lube state, I turned on the television for background noise while I set the room up and was going to head to be since I needed to be up in 7 hours to get ready for work….

but the channel was not on that generic auto-reset station shilling the pay movies for the hotel… it was on something else… I actually have no idea what the actual station is, but it has one of those movies… you know the ones… you stumble across them all the time while skimming through the stations and they take hold of you and they have some mystical ability to draw you in and make you watch it no matter what the situation… you may own the movie on DVD and it is sitting on a shelf 15 feet away, but you sit and watch it on TV anyway… you sit through the commercials and the edited out words and any other inappropriate things… and you watch… religiously every time… not sure why since you know the movie inside and out… every line… every scene… the ending… and everything…

Tonight it was “The Natural”, but another movie that does it to me is the Shawshank Redemption, as well as Scent of a Woman, Happy Gilmore,  Evolution and a couple others that I cannot remember off the top of my head… What is it about these movies? I have no idea.. but I wish I knew….

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The Lake House

I never heard much about this other than an ad here or there when it came out, and it probably is more of a DVD movie than a theater movie anyway, but I do have to say, I really like it. I have seen it 3 times in the past couple weeks cuz it is the featured movie on my flights, but I really do enjoy it, and I even figured out the plot twist long long long before it even became evident that it was going to be the plot twist, and even though I have seen it 3 times, I still get that thick throat slightly choked up feeling at the same points, just like I did the first time even though I had it all figured out.

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