Posts Tagged Travel

I Think My Boss Hates Me

I am going to the booming metropolis of Watertown, SD this week…. it looks to be the middle of nowhere.

I sent a couple of emails to people from there who are on MySpace asking what kind of stuff there is to do, but no response yet.

This is where it is located:

and this is the plane I will be taking to fly into the local airport….

this is gonna be a LONG week….

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Is Avis Trying to Give Me an Identity Crisis?

So last week it was the white minivan… this week… a Mercury Grand Marquis… I went from a 35 year old soccer mom to a 70 year old grandfather!!!

Bench seats?!?! Special Lumbar Support?

Where’s the holder for my cane?!?

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My Time in Mexico

Well, I have spent a week in Mexico and it was interesting to say the least.

I have discovered that immersion does work, as long as you have some sort of background, I was actually able to remember quite a bit of the Spanish I learned while in school that I normal cannot even come close to remembering, but since I was in it, it just kind of came to me which was nice, not perfect, but respectable.

My room in the hotel, was satisfactory, very small, but it did not need to be big to do it’s job, a bed, a counter along the window for a desk, a TV and a bathroom.

The bathroom was interesting, it had no tub like most hotels, but it had a shower, with a real door on it, a clear glass door at that instead of a frosted door or something else. Also, the toilet was interesting as well, the flush was attached to the wall behind it and there were 2 options, a light flush and a heavy flush. I am going to assume you can figure out the purposes of each.

Food was good, I had a decent wide variety while here, some tacos, some regular dishes, and I stuck mostly to chicken since I can be rather picky about my other meats at times, so chicken is usually the safest.

The company I was at is nice, very nice people and a comfortable environment. The one really neat thing was how they deal with lunch, anyone who works in the office versus out in the shops, gets to go to the “cantina” every day for lunch where the company provides them a lunch as part of their salary. The food was really good and the options and extra nice as well, each day was a chicken or beef option with a different type of rice and 2 kinds of soup as well. Then on the tables there are corn tortillas and bread, as well as a small salad bar with fresh cut fruit. I had Jamaican Water while there, it is made from a Jamaica flower and it similar to a fruit punch like flavor, only not so, if that makes sense.

Taxi drivers are insane, but I think that goes for anywhere in the world. The only gripe I have is that not a single taxi I was in had any seat belts in the back seat for me!

Walmart, Home Depot, McDonalds, Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts, Burger King, Dominos all have a good strong presence in Mexico, not sure if that is good or bad though.

I watched tv most nights since I was told not to venture too far from the hotel, and I was able to catch some of “Latin American Idol” and wowsers…. the language doesn’t really matter, bad singers are bad singers no matter what the language.

There was a mall right next to the hotel, pretty typical like most in the US except for the Ferris wheel, and mini roller coaster in it, as well as a lot racing track for people to use. The only 2 major differences were the smoking inside the mall and in the food court, which is pretty non-existent in the US(at least near me) and the number of people, not teenagers, but people in general hanging out and making out with someone in the mall. To each their own I guess!

ummmmm there is probably more but I forget what….

and I did buy tequila! I have 4 bottles to share with people and 3 of them are mezcal, 2 with the WORM in it!

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Buenos Dias!

Well work is at it again, I have been sent to our neighbor to the north once already for work, and now I am being sent to our neighbor to the south! MEXICO!

So yes, I fly out this coming Monday and come home on Friday, currently I am only scheduled to work half of the day on thursday so I will end up with some free time to explore the sites and sounds of Mexico, I am sorta near Mexico City and Monterrey so I am going to be sure to have my camera with me and take lots and lots of pics… which will get added to the lots and lots and lots of pics I have from everywhere else and have not sorted yet… someday I will get around to it and it will be awesome… someday…

Any requests? Legal one’s that is….

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Dear Mr. President… (non-political)

I am supposed to be home right now but because of your stupid ass I am an stuck here in St. Louis still.

so FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU!!!

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Things, Things, and Things

1- I am so not happy with Dollar Rent a Car right now, I request and get a “non-smoking” car. The thing fucking stinks like a 6 week old ashtray!

2- The lady who was my stewardess last night on the flight from Pitt to St Louis was an absolute wench, she woke me up to tell me to take my half empty soda bottle out of the seat pocket before take off and place it under the seat in front of me because the seat pockets were not designed to hold anything except for magazines. “Wha?!?” Since WHEN?!?

3- and there was something to type here but I have no idea what right now…. brain fart….

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It Was “WICKED COOL”

So I was flying home from Las Vegas after a lovely stay in Salt Lake City for a couple days….. yeah… that was exciting…

but there was a really cool thing that I got to see on the way home, while flying over eastern Colorado (I was on JetBlue so I got to see the tracker thing on my screen so I knew where I was) there were severe thunderstorms, luckily we were flying well above them so they did not affect the flight and being a smooth flight.

It was really one of the coolest things I have gotten to see, it looked like the 4th of July in the sky below, there were flashes one after another, almost constantly, you could see up to 8 different ones all going at once. Sometimes just seeing the clouds being lit up, and sometimes seeing the actual bolts shooting  between the clouds.

It was kind of like watching an old movie where they are bombing a city at night, and you are in the bombers. You see the flashes lighting up the sky and clouds below you. If I did not know what it was, I would have thought someone was bombing colorado.

It was truly one of the coolest things I have ever seen, unfortunately it kept me awake for WAY too long because I watched it for well over 2 hours, and then again over Ohio I think it was where there were some more storms, but not as big as the ones out in Colorado.

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The Ups and Downs

well I was up and then I was down and I ended up even…. that was a fun night, 3 hours in the casino and I broke even for the night.

sweet, I broke even! and spent 3 hours drinking on the casino’s tab!

Rock on!

now the real bad news… I am not coming home right away, I have been re-directed to…. oh yeah baby… Salt Lake City! very little drinking, Mormons and polygamy, how can life get any better?!?!?

oh yeah, words to the wise to anyone visiting Vegas or other places with lots of heat in the desert…. do not leave sealed full bottles of anything in the car, especially Soda…. it is not pretty…

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Know When To Hold Em…

and know when to fold em…

and tonight, I knew when to fold em, although I wasn’t playing cards…..

I was playing craps, New York New York was the casino. I started with $100, I was up to $250 at one point, but then things turned bad…. I was down to $30… but, when all was said and done, I walked away from the table with $166, and gave the dealers $10, and then kept my $1 chip as a souvenir…

$55 profit on day one… not bad….

This place is nutty, if I wasn’t in the casino I would have at least 50 photos for the hall of shame my sister keeps, the outfits… what goes through people’s heads to think that this is OK to wear in public?!?!?!

Also, I need to find a store cuz my ass needs to buy some shorts, I knew it was going to be warm, but holy shit, it was 109 out today!

Ok…. more to come later….

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VEGAS BABY!

Yahoo!!

I am finally going to Vegas!!

I may have to work, but I am getting to go to Vegas! I am definitely gonna go out on the town and have some fun while there!!

So anyone with suggestions or places to go or things to see, etc etc etc…

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